Redefine  The Experience:

Valentines Day 2010

Old Gifts in New Ways

Make this Valentines Day the most an enigmatic day with your loved one ever.

OLD Economy

Rent a Hot Tub $500

Have it delivered and waiting in the living room. Nothing on but rose petals.

NEW Economy

Crash a Hot Tub FREE

Crash your local hotel. Have your fake room numbers handy!

OLD Economy

Roses  $50 Usually ordered online on Feb 13th as an expensive “Oh crap I better do something!”

NEW Economy

Origami Roses $5

Print on colored paper with the 12 virtues that conquered your love.

Guys: This one hits home. Hire a college kid or your neighbor’s kid to do the origami for you. She never has to know.

When he/she opens a rose, he/she gets a special *ahem* treatment. Kind of like coupons. And let me tell you that both he/she enjoy and expect said *ahem* treatments. A guarantee of at least once monthly (12 flowers) is a bad ass nice gift!

Old Economy:

Billboard on the highway $1500

New Economy:

Facebook Ad: click here to watch how to place an ad. $15 for 50,000 impressions

Nothing will make her heart flutter than to see you shouting your love to her from the facebook mountaintops.

Ladies: Not such a good idea to do for your man. They’re not the biggest fans of top voice exclamation.

OLD Economy

Fancy Dinner: $150

NEW Economy

Neighbors & Friends game night > Click here to send them an invite and assign the pot luck

It’s safe to say there should be at least 1 naughty game included